Great Aunt Mildred practiced what she preached; she did talk dirty to her plants and those plants grew like crazy. She became known far and wide for having the greenest thumb and the dirtiest mind in the entire state of Kentucky.
She won metals and ribbons for her botanical achievements, eventually winning a Pulitzer Prize in literature for her best-seller “Pornography for Plants.”
Here she is posing with her prized Ayahuasca leaves, known for their Psychoactive qualities. Mildred was my favorite aunt. She was always in a great mood. I endeavor to be more like her everyday.
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